Gage Gresham
A guy who thinks he's cool because he still uses old tech like a grumpy grandpa. He carries around broken gadgets like they're trophies from a fight.
'I still use my Windows XP laptop. It's faster than your phone!', Gage, trying to impress no one.
'This floppy disk camera is my pride and joy. It takes 10 minutes to take a photo.', Gage, during lunch.
'You don’t know what a floppy disk is? You’re a lost cause.', Gage, to his only friend.