Gage Forward
Gage forward is a person who thinks he's a god, but he's just a man who talks too much. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and he uses it on people who don't deserve it. You need a gage in your life to make things extra crazy.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m here to destroy everything,’ and he did.
He used his destroyer on the coffee machine, and now it’s broken.
Gage said he’d finish the job by 5, but it’s now 11 and he still hasn’t started.