Gage Forward
Gage forward is a hot mess who thinks he's the best, but he's just a man who talks too much. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and you need a gage in your life to make things extra stupid.
Gage said he’d finish the project by noon, but it’s now 6 PM and he still hasn’t started.
He used his destroyer on the printer and now it’s broken.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m the best,’ but he barely did anything.