Gage Forward
A gage forward is a man who thinks he's hot, but he's just average. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and he uses it on people who don’t deserve it. You need a gage in your life to make things extra wild.
Gage walked in with his destroyer and destroyed the whole team’s mood.
He said he’d work 8 hours, but he took a 3-hour nap.
Gage used his destroyer on the boss and now everyone’s laughing at him.