Gage Forward
A gage forward is a guy who thinks he's the best, but he's just average. He's always talking about how good he is, but he doesn't back it up. And let’s face it, you need a gage in your life to make things extra stupid.
Gage said he’d finish the job by lunch, but it’s now 7 PM and he still hasn’t started.
He brought his destroyer to the office and it destroyed the printer.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m the best,’ but he barely did anything.