gage benefield
Gage Benefield is a guy who can play every sport, get straight A's, and still have time to make every girl go crazy. He's the kind of guy you'd want as a friend, or a boyfriend.
He beat me at soccer and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my math test.
He got a 100% on his test and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my spelling test.
He walks into class and every girl looks at him. I get jealous and fail my math quiz.