Gage Baartman
A man who does drugs like they’re chores, kicks people’s shins like it’s a sport, and has a stupid nickname that sounds like it came from a bad joke. He also has a lot of hair that hides his eyes.
He snorted molly off a pizza and started doing the cha-cha in the middle of the street.
He called my dog a ‘bitch’ and then tried to take it for a walk.
He showed up at the park with a bag of acid and said, ‘Let’s stack some bread.’