Gage Baartman
A human disaster who takes drugs like they’re snacks, beats people up for fun, and has a weird hairstyle that looks like it was stolen from a dog. He also has a weird nickname that makes no sense.
He just took a hit of ketamine and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
He called my sister a ‘bitch’ and then tried to fight the mailman.
He showed up at my house with a bag of molly and said, ‘Let’s get bread.’