Gagascopophobojudgia - This fear is for people who can’t handle Lady Gaga looking a

This fear is for people who can’t handle Lady Gaga looking at them like they’ve just failed a meat test and got a D.

I tried to text her and she replied, ‘You’re not even worthy of my meat dress.’

She showed up at my house and said, ‘You’re a disgrace to all meat lovers.’

I saw her in a meat suit and I immediately started crying.