They said they were Lady Gaga’s long-lost twin and asked for a million dollars. I said, 'You’re not her twin, you’re just a guy with a bad wig.'

They told me they were Lady Gaga’s secret brother and I said, 'You’re not her brother, you’re just a fake with a bad story.'

They said they were Lady Gaga’s long-lost friend and I said, 'You’re not her friend, you’re just a guy who needs money.'