Gaga Papuda
A man who never shuts up and has a head that shakes like it’s possessed. His smile is fake and his stories are worse than a bad pizza.
He told me his dog can do calculus. I asked for proof. He said, ‘I believe it.’
He tried to tell me his grandma’s ex-husband was a ghost. I left before he finished.
He said he invented the internet. I said, ‘Cool. I’ll believe you when my phone dies.’