Gag 'n' Bag
When someone looks hot enough to fuck but talks like a drunk raccoon. You gag on their stupid words just to make the sex better.
'I can't believe I slept with him. His breath smells like a garbage can.'
'She's a 10, but her mouth is a disaster zone.'
'He looks like a god, but he talks like a kid who just got kicked out of a candy store.'