Gag My Clam - When everything goes wrong at once, and you have to pretend

When everything goes wrong at once, and you have to pretend you're not about to scream.

I got in trouble at school and my dog ran away. Gag My Clam.

My laptop crashed and I had to do my homework on my phone. Gag My Clam.

I got locked out of my house and it started raining. Gag My Clam.