gag me with a fork

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A loud shout from someone who’s about to puke because something is so gross it makes them wish they had a fork in their throat instead of their lunch.
Gag me with a fork! My cousin ate a whole plate of spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast.
Gag me with a fork! My teacher makes us eat licorice on Fridays.
Gag me with a fork! My little brother tried to drink orange juice straight from the carton.
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A scream you yell when something is so bad it makes you want to choke on a fork instead of your feelings.
Gag me with a fork! My mom got me a dog that barks at 3 a. m.
Gag me with a fork! My math teacher wears socks with dinosaurs on them.
Gag me with a fork! My friend eats pickles for every snack.
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A phrase you scream when something is so bad it makes you want to throw up and also curse your life.
Gag me with a fork! My brother got a tattoo of a flamingo on his arm.
Gag me with a fork! My science teacher makes us eat slime for homework.
Gag me with a fork! My dad tried to sing karaoke and it was the worst.
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A loud yell when something is so bad it makes you want to gag on a fork and also swear at the universe.
Gag me with a fork! My teacher made us do a talent show and I had to dance.
Gag me with a fork! My friend’s pet rat bit my toe.
Gag me with a fork! My mom made me eat hot dogs for dinner every day.
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A shout you make when something is so bad it makes you want to throw up and also punch the person who made it.
Gag me with a fork! My brother ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
Gag me with a fork! My science teacher made us eat worms.
Gag me with a fork! My friend made me eat spaghetti for lunch.
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