Gaforkle
When you 'Gaforkle' something, you make it so bad it deserves a standing ovation for being that bad.
I Gaforkled my speech and now the whole class is laughing at me.
She Gaforkled the song so bad it sounded like a cat was singing.
He Gaforkled his report and now it's covered in ketchup and spaghetti.