gafoogan - A gafoogan is like a curse that might be a blessing if your

A gafoogan is like a curse that might be a blessing if your voice sounds like a donut shop at 3 a. m.

You yell, "You're a gafoogan!" and then realize you're hungry.

Friend: "You're a gafoogan, but I'm eating your leftovers."

Text from mom: "You're a gafoogan, but I still love you."