gafner
A Gafner is when a girl poops on her boyfriend's dick after butt sex. It’s like the worst hangover ever, but with more poop and less coffee.
Just got a Gafner from my girlfriend. I’m now the king of the toilet and the emperor of pain.
My man got a Gafner at a party. He ran out screaming like a kid who lost his ice cream.
My girlfriend said she’d never do a Gafner again. Then she did it three times in a row.