Gafloppy
A guy from Italy who’s got a floppy wick and a mind full of spaghetti
Gafloppy walked in, and the whole room went silent. He looked like a sad spaghetti dish.
He tried to talk, but his mind was full of spaghetti and his wick was floppy.
Gafloppy’s got a floppy wick and a mind full of spaghetti, just like his uncle.