gaffooble-gunk - The yucky goo that makes your eye look like it’s been crying

The yucky goo that makes your eye look like it’s been crying for a week and got stuck in a traffic jam.

My eye looked like it had a meltdown. Gaffooble-gunk is the worst kind of eye drama.

I blinked and my eye looked like it had been sitting in a puddle. Gaffooble-gunk, you’re the reason I hate life.

My eye was like a sad kid who got stuck in traffic. Gaffooble-gunk, you’re the worst.