My brother thinks he’s the most famous person because he has a social media account. He still calls me ‘a nobody’ for not knowing what ‘followers’ are.

My mom thinks she's the most popular person because she can use a phone. She still calls me ‘uncool’ for not knowing what ‘viral’ means.

My dad thinks he’s a billionaire because he has a bank account. He still calls me ‘poor’ for not knowing what ‘investing’ is.