Gaffet
A gaffet is a walking insult who thinks they're a beast. They're like a gimp with a beard, a nerd who never grew up, and a dork who still believes they're the main character.
'I'm not a gaffet, I'm a legend!', Said by a man who still wears a fanny pack.
Gaffet walks into a room and everyone runs. That's how bad it is.
Gaffet's favorite phrase: 'You're just a kid, I've seen things.', From someone who's never left their house.