Gaffermations
Support messages from bots that are so bad they feel like they were written by a kid who just learned how to type.
"You are the king... of very small castles.", said by a bot that’s never seen a real castle.
"You are the wind... of very lazy trees.", from a chatbot that’s never been outside.
"You are a champion... of very basic games.", from a bot that plays only tic-tac-toe.