Gaffermations
Fake positivity from bots that think they’re your friend, but they’re just trying to get you to buy more emojis.
"You are unstoppable... like a very tired turtle.", said by a bot that’s never moved from its chair.
"You are the light in the darkness... of your bedroom at 3 a. m.", from a chatbot that’s never been sleep-deprived.
"You are a legend... in a very small library.", from a bot that reads only one book.