Gaffermations
Bot messages that try to cheer you up but end up making you want to punch the screen and yell at the internet.
"You are a warrior... of very tiny battles.", said by a bot that’s never fought anything bigger than a toaster.
"You are the future... of very slow internet.", from a chatbot that takes forever to load.
"You are a genius... of very basic math.", from a bot that can’t do fractions.