Gaffer it up
You cover up a girl’s face with a bag and tape it like a mummy so you can have sex with her without going blind from her face.
I bagged my crush and taped her like a mummy because her face looked like a used sock.
My girlfriend’s face was so bad, I had to bag her and tape her like a sandwich.
I covered my date’s face with a bag and taped it so hard, she looked like a taco.