gaff-on - A gaff-on is like your house, but it’s also a place where yo

A gaff-on is like your house, but it’s also a place where you hope no one knocks and you’re not wearing pants.

My gaff-on reeks like my dog ate a whole pizza and then cried.

I live in a gaff-on that’s falling apart like my relationships.

My gaff-on is the only thing holding me back from becoming a full-time slob.