Gaff Fever - The curse that makes your body feel like it's been run over

The curse that makes your body feel like it's been run over by a truck after a gaff or a long night of drinking.

I woke up with a hangover so strong I thought I was a zombie. Gaff fever, man.

After that gaff, my legs were wobbly like a drunk penguin.

I told my friend I had gaff fever. He laughed and said I was a disgrace.