Gaff-daddy
A gaff-daddy is a man who thinks he’s got it all figured out, until his kids throw spaghetti at him and his wife laughs in his face.
'I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’ve survived three breakfasts.', said no one ever.
‘You’re not a dad, you’re a gaff-daddy.’, said my toddler after I forgot his juice box.
‘I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still alive.’, said my wife after I yelled at the TV instead of her.