gaff cape - the fanciest piece of crap you wear when you’re too lazy to

the fanciest piece of crap you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed but still want to look like a king who just got kicked out of a castle

I threw on my gaff cape and told my mom to feed the dog. I was too tired to care.

My gaff cape is so big, it looks like I’m wearing a tent and a mood.

I wore my gaff cape to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was homeless or just fancy.