gaff banger
the guy who sends out 50 invites to his gaff just to get laid and everyone else is getting it on in the kitchen, the bath, and the hallway
Text: 'You're coming. No excuses. I've already told your dad.'
Tweet: 'Gaff banger alert. This is not a normal night.'
DM: 'If you don't come, I'll post your embarrassing photos on Instagram.'