gaff banger - a person who throws a gaff like it's the final round of a sh

a person who throws a gaff like it's the final round of a shag competition and their mates are shagging every guest like it's a free-for-all

Text: 'I'm coming. I've got a revenge plan.'

Tweet: 'Gaff banger mode: activated. No one is safe.'

DM: 'If you don't come, I'll tell your crush you're a drama queen.'