GAFC
GAFC is the scream of a person who thinks they’re the only one who needs to pay attention. They act like everyone else is blind and deaf.
My teacher said, 'You didn’t do your homework.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was optional!'
My coworker said, 'You missed the meeting.' I said, 'GAFC! I didn’t know meetings were a religion!'
My brother said, 'You didn’t help with dinner.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a solo act!'