GAFAI
GAFAI is when someone thinks they’re a philosopher and tries to explain everything to you like it’s a TED Talk. They’ll take one tiny thing you said and turn it into a full-blown existential crisis.
'You said you were busy. That means you’re hiding from your true self.'
You mentioned you had a bad day. They said, 'You’re just struggling with the meaning of life.'
You asked why they were mad. They said, 'Because the universe is unfair and I’m just a prisoner of fate.'