Gaetz Math
Gaetz Math is when you give people money just so they don’t ask questions about why you’re paying them to do nothing.
I got $200 to sit in a chair for 5 hours. That’s Gaetz Math.
He paid me $100 to look busy for 10 minutes. That’s Gaetz Math.
She gave me $300 to pretend I was working. That’s Gaetz Math.