Gaetz Math
Gaetz Math is when you pay people to do things that don’t make sense and no one asks why.
I got $300 to stand on a ladder for 1 hour. That’s Gaetz Math.
He paid his friend $100 to whisper in a meeting. That’s Gaetz Math.
She gave me $200 to walk in a circle for 10 minutes. That’s Gaetz Math.