Gaetano - Gaetano is the name of the ginger hair on your crotch. It’s

Gaetano is the name of the ginger hair on your crotch. It’s there, it’s gross, and it’s always a surprise.

I looked down and saw Gaetano. It was a disaster.

Gaetano showed up during my date. I left immediately.

I shave my legs, but Gaetano is still there. It’s a war.