Gaerid
A Gaerid is the kind of guy who shows up once and then never again. He’s got a laugh that could shake the house and a mouth full of insults. He might not be your real dad, but he’s the one who said he’d be there for you and then showed up with a truckload of bad decisions.
Gaerid showed up at my graduation and yelled, 'I’m proud of you, but I’m also disappointed in your life choices.'
He walked into the restaurant and told the waiter he wanted a steak, a salad, and a side of sarcasm.
Gaerid showed up at my wedding and said, 'I’m here because your mom paid me.'