gaergil
A hot-tempered fire creature that came from the moon to punch the darkness in the face. It has to switch into a new human every 1337 years so it can keep being a smug wizard.
My brother said Gaergil showed up during his bar mitzvah and turned the cake into a flaming wheel of death.
I saw a person on TikTok say Gaergil appeared in their cereal and toasted the milk.
My friend’s cat turned into Gaergil and set the curtains on fire.