The principal said, "We’re having a special event." He meant the two teachers fighting over who gets to hold hands during lunch."

My uncle said, "I just got a promotion." I said, "Nice." He said, "And I got a new coworker." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s my new boyfriend." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boss."

My friend said, "I just got a new pet." I asked, "What kind?" He said, "A cat." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boyfriend."