My mom said, "I just got a new neighbor." I asked, "What’s his name?" She said, "Jack." I said, "Cool." She said, "He’s also my new boyfriend." I said, "Cool." She said, "He’s also my new boss."

At the grocery store, the guy behind the counter said, "We’re having a sale." I said, "Cool." He said, "We’re also having a new employee." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boyfriend."

My friend’s teacher said, "This is a very inspiring story." He was talking about two boys who kissed in the hallway and then got in trouble.