gaelya
a sexy prostitute with 18 kids who stink like old oatmeal and have no rules. She makes toe warmers from cat hair and is ready to date, but her kids will probably bite you and poop on your floor.
Tweet: "Gaelya’s kids are louder than my ex at a bar."
Text: "I’m not dating her. I’m training her kids."
DM: "I’ll take the poop if you promise me a toe warmer."