Gaelic - Gaelic is the language you speak when you're too drunk to re

Gaelic is the language you speak when you're too drunk to remember your own name, and you just type nonsense on the keyboard and hope it makes sense.

I tried to speak Gaelic after a few drinks and ended up saying 'I am a sandwich' to my best friend.

I tried to write a text in Gaelic and it just said 'I love pizza' in a very confusing way.

I tried to speak Gaelic at the bar, and the bartender gave me a free drink because he thought I was a madman.