Gaelic games
Gaelic games are like the wild, rowdy cousins of football and hurling, but with more mud, more yelling, and more people getting tackled for no good reason.
My uncle played hurling in a field full of cows and got kicked by one. That’s how he got his nickname: 'The Cow Whisperer.'
My cousin’s team lost the match because they ran out of goals, they used jackets as goals and ran out of jackets.
I tried playing Gaelic football once, and I got tackled by a guy who looked like he had just escaped from a mental institution.