gaelawd - A way to say your friend is a gay lord, but with more gay an

A way to say your friend is a gay lord, but with more gay and less lord.

'You're a gaelawd, and I'm gonna start a glitter war.'

'He called me a gaelawd, so I started a glitter war.'

'You're a gaelawd, and I'm not even wearing glitter.'