Gadwig

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He’s a god with a huge ear. He shits on bitches and fucks them when he feels like it. He’s got more power than a wizard who’s been pooping gold for 100 years.
Gadwig don’t need no magic. He just yells and the ground cracks open.
I saw him once. He was eating a chicken and it was still alive.
He’s got a cock so big, it could punch a hole in the sky.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a god with a giant ear. He don’t need no help to get laid. He just looks at a bitch and she drops to her knees like a weakling.
Gadwig don’t even need a sword. His cock is the weapon.
He’s got a voice that could make a mountain cry.
He’s so strong, he could beat up a dragon and still have time to eat a pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a god with a massive ear. He’s got more cock than a chicken farm. He don’t need no magic, he just needs a good punch.
Gadwig could beat up a whole army with one hand.
He’s so strong, he could lift a car and still have time to eat a burger.
He don’t even need a sword. He just stares and people die.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a god with a huge ear. He’s got more power than a wizard who drinks wine and shits diamonds. He don’t need no help to get laid.
Gadwig could punch a hole in the sky and still have time to eat a taco.
He’s so powerful, he could make the moon fall out of the sky.
He’s got a cock so big, it could beat up a whole army.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a god with a massive ear. He don’t need no magic to get laid. He just looks at a bitch and she falls in love with him.
Gadwig could eat a whole cow and still have time to punch a dragon.
He’s got a voice that could make a mountain cry.
He’s so powerful, he could make the sun rise and set just by blinking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a god with a huge ear. He don’t need no help to get laid. He just shits on bitches and fucks them like they’re nothing.
Gadwig could beat up a whole army with one punch.
He’s got a cock so big, it could take down a castle.
He’s so strong, he could eat a whole cow and still have time to punch a dragon.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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