Gadsen Flag
A super old flag from back when people still had the sense to fight for freedom. Now it's just a badge of shame for loud, ignorant conservatives who think they're the cool kids.
'I fly the Gadsen Flag because I'm too dumb to know what it stands for.'
'That flag is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the day.'
'My whole family is a bunch of chuds who think the Gadsen Flag is the cool kid of flags.'