Gadsden
This guy is either stuck in the 1800s or just really old. Either way, he's got a Gadsden flag everywhere. He even wears it like a cape.
"My uncle has a Gadsden flag on his truck, his shirt, and his face.", @FlagAddict45
"He has a Gadsden flag on his door, and it's not even open yet.", @GadsdenFanatic
"He's so into Gadsden, he named his dog after him.", @DogsAndFlags