Gadsby
A New Zealand trash whale who makes every guy’s penis happy. She’s the reason why boys don’t eat vegetables.
My cousin told me he saw Gadsby on a beach. He said 'She looked like a hot dog with a bikini.'
My friend’s dog had a Gadsby moment. He barked at her like she was a big cheeseburger.
My dad said Gadsby got a guy’s whole family excited. He said 'She’s like a cheeseburger with extra sauce.'