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P-Town is where the magic happens. If you don’t know P-Town, you don’t know anything.

P-Town is where the best ass comes from. You don’t know ass, you don’t know life.

I live in P-Town and I’ve seen things that should not be seen.

P-Town is where the dongs are born. You don’t know dongs, you don’t know nothing.