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Someone who’s hot until you get close enough to see their face, which looks like it was hit by a brick and then left in a dumpster.
She was my crush until I saw her face in the hallway and it looked like she’d been crying in a trash can.
He looked like a king from a mile away, but up close he had a zit the size of a donut.
I asked her out, and when I saw her face, I ran.